Published inContemplate·PinnedMember-onlyI Finally Saw THAT MovieIt was OK — I need all of you to stop what you are doing and read this! After 32 long-ass years, I caved and watched THAT movie. You know, the one with the guys and the places and the things. The film everyone and their grandma can’t shut the fuck up about. …Movies3 min readMovies3 min read
Published inMuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyThe Haunting CrunchA nautical tale of terror — I. Lily and Jack raced to the docks, clutching a letter announcing they had won a once-in-a-lifetime sweepstake — an all-expenses-paid sailing adventure aboard the famed ship, “The Crunchy Marauder.” Excited, the siblings could hardly believe their luck. Upon boarding, an eerie sense of unease crept into their bones. The ship’s…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inContemplate·PinnedMember-onlyFrom Fallout 4 to Hogwarts LegacyWhy don’t we see more character customization in modern gaming? — Picture this. You’re ready to make your mark in a brand new world — one of Magic and Adventure, where you’ll create the hero that reflects YOU. …Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published inMuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyThe Ultimate Get-Rich-Quick SchemeThat will only work for me — In his heart everyone knows that the only people who get rich from the “get rich quick” books are those who write them. — Richard M. Nixon Let’s face the music, folks. There is no one-size-fits-all answer to getting rich quickly. However, for me, there is one surefire way to…Finance4 min readFinance4 min read
Published inMuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyDear Ms. PoehlerHow Dare You — I just finished your book, Yes Please! Available wherever books are sold nowadays. I imagine back alley swap meets. I definitely recommend and encourage everyone to read it if you haven't, as it is fantastic. Being 30 years old, I chose to have Ms. …Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published inMuddyUm·May 16, 2021Member-onlyReal Life SeinfeldCause life sometimes is a sitcom — Here’s a funny story for your morning commute. My job involves travel which often means being put up in “nice" hotels. This is a story about one of these said hotels. Now to protect the hotel chain's ID and ensure I don’t get sued, let’s call this hotel chain the…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inPop Off·May 14, 2021Member-onlyMortal KombatMOOOOOORTAL KOOOOOMBAT — I have so many questions! And not Cole Young questions either where you as the audience member slap your forehead and audibly sigh, like legit questions. Here we go!Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published inPop Off·Apr 24, 2021Member-onlyJustice LeagueThe Snyder Cut — Alright, I’m just gonna come out and say it. Having few expectations for this movie, I actually enjoyed it. After further review, I’d even go to say I’d give it a 6 out of 10. That being said, 4 hours, are you kidding me, man? I mean, I feel like…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published inPop Off·Jan 20, 2021Member-onlyWonder Woman5 Things No One is Talking About In WW’84! — More like “Wownder Woman 84" amirite! Sorry, I had to do it. Anyway, listen, it is effortless to pick movies apart after they have been released. I mean, there are hundreds of youtube channels alone dedicated to doing just that. So many choices and decisions go into making a movie…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published inMuddyUm·Jan 9, 2021Member-onlyHis Name Is Paul BirchardWhy Some Extras Should Be Nominated — Have you ever watched a movie, a TV show, or hell, even a live performance and thought, “My god!” Similarly, have you ever been so behind on a deadline, project, or class that you think, “MY god!” …Humor6 min readHumor6 min read