Published in MuddyUm·PinnedDear Ms. PoehlerHow Dare You — I just finished your book, Yes Please! Available wherever books are sold nowadays. I imagine back alley swap meets. I definitely recommend and encourage everyone to read it if you haven't, as it is fantastic. Being 30 years old, I chose to have Ms. …Humor5 min read
Published in MuddyUm·May 16, 2021Real Life SeinfeldCause life sometimes is a sitcom — Here’s a funny story for your morning commute. My job involves travel which often means being put up in “nice" hotels. This is a story about one of these said hotels. Now to protect the hotel chain's ID and ensure I don’t get sued, let’s call this hotel chain the…Humor4 min read
Published in Pop Off·May 14, 2021Mortal KombatMOOOOOORTAL KOOOOOMBAT — I have so many questions! And not Cole Young questions either where you as the audience member slap your forehead and audibly sigh, like legit questions. Here we go!Humor4 min read
Published in Pop Off·Apr 24, 2021Justice LeagueThe Snyder Cut — Alright, I’m just gonna come out and say it. Having few expectations for this movie, I actually enjoyed it. After further review, I’d even go to say I’d give it a 6 out of 10. That being said, 4 hours, are you kidding me, man? I mean, I feel like…Humor5 min read
Published in Pop Off·Jan 20, 2021Wonder Woman5 Things No One is Talking About In WW’84! — More like “Wownder Woman 84" amirite! Sorry, I had to do it. Anyway, listen, it is effortless to pick movies apart after they have been released. I mean, there are hundreds of youtube channels alone dedicated to doing just that. So many choices and decisions go into making a movie…Humor5 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jan 9, 2021His Name Is Paul BirchardWhy Some Extras Should Be Nominated — Have you ever watched a movie, a TV show, or hell, even a live performance and thought, “My god!” Similarly, have you ever been so behind on a deadline, project, or class that you think, “MY god!” …Humor6 min read
Published in Pop Off·Sep 13, 2020You’ve Gotta Be Kidding Me Vol.2 -TV Edition5 Actors/Actresses That Should Have Won It All — Wow here we are 6 months into our two-week quarantine. At least, that’s here in the Good Ole U.S. of A cause you know, We Numba 1!Humor5 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Aug 12, 2020Fear and RespectLessons from my 7-year old — Kids are funny. They’re comprised entirely of a sponge-like material they use to soak up every last drop of the world. Having kids of my own, it is genuinely fascinating seeing the two of them grow and become the people they are going to be. For example, I can be…This Happened To Me4 min read
Published in Pop Off·Aug 1, 2020You’ve Gotta be Kidding Me!6 Actors/Actresses that should have won it all I don’t know how many times I can express this but I love movies. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be an actor. It is everything I aspire to do and become in my life. I’ve studied acting throughout…Humor6 min read
Published in Pop Off·Jul 20, 2020MandyDon’t Rip His Shirt Have you ever found yourself in a cabin in the middle of the woods, you’re with your friends, Liquid Sound Machine is blaring from a rather overpriced record player that your hipster ass friend Casey insisted on bringing and you were like “cool man” and now…Movie Review3 min read